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to lose ones sponch,hegum, manstuff.
What an asian dishwasher says when your 3 hrs late.
Carl is always ready to cumulate when Sally is in town.
OR Hey chaaie why always cumulate.
cumulate by John P Ursel February 15, 2008
Words you can keep
The process of when hydrogen bonds in human semen becomes so powerful the molecules commence a process similar to nuclear fusion when the nuclei form into one and the atoms heat up to a temperatures so high the regional climate dries up and the polarity if the semen sticks and merges with the nearest molecule creating multiple radioactive explosions.
One man claimed his girl’s head was so good that his dick commenced a cumulative reaction causing it to cumulate and the explosion decimated a 50 mile radius of the city.
Cumulate by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020
when your cum is foamy. this word exists when Donald trump was having shrex with his girlfriend donaldette trumpette
and his cum was all foamy and he said"DID I JUST CUMULATE!"
while having shrex with my girlfriend, i accidentally cumulate.

comulate 

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.
sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!
comulate by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) 

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.
I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

Cumulative Final 

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.
"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"
Cumulative Final by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cumllateral damage 

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.
I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.
Cumllateral damage by twatster June 17, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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