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cumulate

to lose ones sponch,hegum, manstuff.
What an asian dishwasher says when your 3 hrs late.
Carl is always ready to cumulate when Sally is in town.
OR Hey chaaie why always cumulate.
by John P Ursel February 15, 2008
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Cumulate

The process of when hydrogen bonds in human semen becomes so powerful the molecules commence a process similar to nuclear fusion when the nuclei form into one and the atoms heat up to a temperatures so high the regional climate dries up and the polarity if the semen sticks and merges with the nearest molecule creating multiple radioactive explosions.
One man claimed his girl’s head was so good that his dick commenced a cumulative reaction causing it to cumulate and the explosion decimated a 50 mile radius of the city.
by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020
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cumulate

when your cum is foamy. this word exists when Donald trump was having shrex with his girlfriend donaldette trumpette
and his cum was all foamy and he said"DID I JUST CUMULATE!"
while having shrex with my girlfriend, i accidentally cumulate.
by among us sussy happy meal April 2, 2022
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comulate

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.
sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!
by Chucked1 January 16, 2016
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Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.
I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.
by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021
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Cumulative Final

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.
"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"
by emmalee256 December 10, 2012
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Cumllateral damage

Cumllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male ejaculation.
I'm in deep water for some cumllateral damage that occured last night.

WTF?!

Yeah I was about to blast in her mouth but I couldn't control myself and I ruined her new dress with a come stain.
by twatster June 17, 2012
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