John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010

by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018
