cumfee
John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
cumfee by etohjohnson May 24, 2017
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Cup of Cumfee
Cup of Cumfee by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018
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Cumfeeder • cumfee • Cumfeed • Cumfeet • cumfeetable • Cup of Cumfee • Cumfetti • cumfiesta • cumfest • cumfreak
Cumfetti
Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
Cumfiend
A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.
Cumfetti Clap
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019
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