cumfee

When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.

John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."

by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.

Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...

by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018

Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

by Pienese! November 28, 2010

Cumfiend

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.

"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."

by 916Piyump May 13, 2009

Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

by artvandelaé October 24, 2019

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

cumfest

where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.

my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!

by Jakey-G August 24, 2005