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When semen gets stuck to your feet when you're taking a shower and you don't wash properly.
A: Just jerk off in the shower.

B: Idk man, walking around with cumfeet all day sucks.
Cumfeet by pilow April 25, 2016
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This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.
Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
cumseed by domieffect October 29, 2017
When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.
John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
cumfee by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.
Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.
cumfeetable by ketanD February 1, 2018
When the outside smells like cum. Very strong sent of salt and chlorine
Dude do you smell that? Smells like cumweed
Cumweed by Dirtynonnie June 11, 2018

Cumfeeder 

A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder
Jordan is a cumfeeder
Cumfeeder by kingcuntkilla' September 28, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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