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To deposit semen in the oral cavity of a receptor, who in turn ingests the load.
Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
Cumfeed by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010
Words you can keep
When semen gets stuck to your feet when you're taking a shower and you don't wash properly.
A: Just jerk off in the shower.

B: Idk man, walking around with cumfeet all day sucks.
Cumfeet by pilow April 25, 2016
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This is what one would call a potential fuck boy or worthless slut. These are the people that have no purpose in this world. They are essentially accidents.
Jenny: Congrats on the new baby Rebecca!

Rebecca: Yeah, let's just hope this one doesn't turn out to be another waste of space cumseed.

Jenny: Oh my god Rebecca!
cumseed by domieffect October 29, 2017
When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.
John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."
cumfee by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.
Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.
cumfeetable by ketanD February 1, 2018
When the outside smells like cum. Very strong sent of salt and chlorine
Dude do you smell that? Smells like cumweed
Cumweed by Dirtynonnie June 11, 2018

Cumfeeder 

A friend that isn't really that great of a friend. On your friendship scale the Top spot is your Best Friend, the Bottom Spot is referred as a Cumfeeder
Jordan is a cumfeeder
Cumfeeder by kingcuntkilla' September 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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