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cumfreak
Me: Hey Dad, can I have some more cum?
Dad: Sure son, just make sure after your done sucking out all of mine and have cleaned me up that you take care of Sparky, he's been humping your brother's leg for the past hour.
Me: Mmm, that sounds nice.
Dad: Of course it does, you're a cumfreak. Now come and take Daddy's cock.
Me: And maybe afterwards, little bro will be able to give me a good face fucking and dump his load in my mouth.
Dad: Sure son, just make sure after your done sucking out all of mine and have cleaned me up that you take care of Sparky, he's been humping your brother's leg for the past hour.
Me: Mmm, that sounds nice.
Dad: Of course it does, you're a cumfreak. Now come and take Daddy's cock.
Me: And maybe afterwards, little bro will be able to give me a good face fucking and dump his load in my mouth.
cumfreak by cumlovingboy December 21, 2006
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cum freak
1.A woman or man that enjoys the art of Cumming.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.
cum freak by Dreamaster50 May 18, 2006
chumfreak
“Yo that guy a chumfreak, stay away from him he’s weird.🤮”
“So you’re one of them chumfreaks…huh? 😒”
“If you a chumfreak stay away from us for a week gang.”
“So you’re one of them chumfreaks…huh? 😒”
“If you a chumfreak stay away from us for a week gang.”
chumfreak by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023
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