cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.

Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.

cumfeetable by ketanD February 1, 2018

cumfortable pants 

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfortable 

The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.

"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".

Cumfortable by D404 November 9, 2011

cumfartable 

Being able to produce a cum fart.

To make someone cumfartable - to cum in their ass.

man 1 "I would enjoy cum fart but I don't have sperm in my anus"

ma 2 "That's okay bend over and I will make you cumfartable"

cumfartable by Sukottoaijojii March 29, 2010

Coffeetabled 

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

Coffeetabled by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

Cumfortable 

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

Cumfortable by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfortable 

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

Cumfortable by mike.tython May 6, 2014