keyshaw's definitions

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004

pulling shirt

n. A garment to which you are particularly attached due to its acting as something of a lucky charm when it comes to wooing the opposite sex (pulling).

I get lucky almost every time I wear my pulling shirt.

by keyshaw August 9, 2005

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

urkel

(n) A skinny, smart, annoying kid with a love for science, polka, and cheeeese! Named after a character (Steve Urkel) in the Sitcom Family Matters, played by Jaleel White.

Get out of my house, Urkel!

by keyshaw May 3, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004