(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.
Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV
(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.
Stone Cold Steve Austin turned heel after joining forces with Mr. McMahon.
n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins
movie about 2 fucktards
running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.
I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.
(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.
Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.
n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!
To jerk off
, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.
Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.
(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld
She's got man hands!