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Turdantula
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When you
poop on a spider
and it is
still alive
and craws away.
Jesus Christ
..... That turdantula will
survive
anything
by
Mr.MisterMyster
August 15, 2017
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Cup of Cumfee
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When there's no creamer in
your house
, so you cum in your coffee for
a little extra
...
something
.
Awe man
I'm out
of sugar, cream, and milk....
Guess
I'm having a cup of
cumfee
today...
by
Mr.MisterMyster
January 28, 2018
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