Mr.MisterMyster's definitions

Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.

Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...

by Mr.MisterMyster January 28, 2018

Turdantula

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017