Turdantula

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.
Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything
by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017
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Cup of Cumfee

When there's no creamer in your house, so you cum in your coffee for a little extra... something.
Awe man I'm out of sugar, cream, and milk.... Guess I'm having a cup of cumfee today...
by Mr.MisterMyster January 24, 2018
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