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Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.
I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.
Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010
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Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019
where there is a lot of cum involved during sexual activity.
my god lisa that was a massive cumfest we just had!
cumfest by Jakey-G August 24, 2005
To deposit semen in the oral cavity of a receptor, who in turn ingests the load.
Michael: She was looking kinda hungry, so I cumfed her till she passed out.
Father Joe: You are such a great guy! It is a noble act to cumfeed the needy.
Michael: Indeed.
Cumfeed by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010
as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack
your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest

you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now

you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!
Cumfest by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.
Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.
cumfeetable by ketanD February 1, 2018
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