cumclot

The act of cumming without the cum.

When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.

BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!

Slap

by Little Missy Licky December 25, 2007

cumclot

A clot comprised of manky ejaculate.

Can also be used as an insult.

Neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a cumclot.

Or,

Neil is such a cumclot

by Nick-B September 26, 2007

cumcloth

a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.

"Pass me the cumcloth babe so i can wipe my face"

by Johnny Boy Bridges July 6, 2007

cumsloth

An insult; usually applied to a slut, or a homosexual man. Meaning one who only moves to recieve cum.

Oh man, Phil's mom is such a cumsloth

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Cumclogger

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.

I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!

by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008

cumslot

Female genitalia. vagina, cunt, whisker biscuit, pussy, bearded clam, cooze.

I went splooey in her cumslot.

by mr_tom September 7, 2007

Cumclops

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.

Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."

by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021