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Cumclogger 

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.
I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008
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CumClogger™ 

The superhero who prevents your penis getting dried by ejaculation.
Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.
Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged
cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004

cumchugger 

Someone who loves to drink cum.
I nutted in a glass and my girlfriend drank it like it was nothing and wanted more, but this time she got it stright from the tube, what a cumchugger she is.
cumchugger by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumchugger 

the art of chugging cum. often used when referring to the girl in the middle of a bukkeke circle
god damn did you see that girl drink that bucket of cum like its water? what a cumchugger
cumchugger by henry k August 19, 2007

cuntclogger 

Multiple insertions of the male organ into the female counter-part, leading to clogging.
Man, that broad is a major cuntclogger...just look at her capacity.
cuntclogger by lesagekin April 2, 2008

Cum clogger 

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.
dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!
Cum clogger by nate brookens February 18, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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