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Cumclock 

person 1: thats a nice cumclock

Person 2: thanks bro
Cumclock by Swankers April 10, 2021

CumCocktion 

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......
After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....
CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016

cumblock 

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.
beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain
cumblock by kyle m July 16, 2003
A cock that is not cleaned after cumming.
For two days he had a cumcock.
Cumcock by JaneCState November 14, 2010

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumlocks 

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks
Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.
cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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