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When your grandma hugs you so tight that you cum so hard you stop time for 7 years.

Yo dude my gam gam cumclocked me into my early twenties

cumclock by Theboisouthere November 15, 2019

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Cumclock

When you cum on a clock.

person 1: thats a nice cumclock

Person 2: thanks bro

Cumclock by Swankers April 10, 2021

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CumCocktion

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016

cumblock

the buildup of seminal fluid from jacking off in the shower that prevents the shower from drainng.

beacuse of the fuckin cumblock the shower takes four fuckin hours to fuckin drain

cumblock by kyle m July 16, 2003

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Cumcock

A cock that is not cleaned after cumming.

For two days he had a cumcock.

Cumcock by JaneCState November 14, 2010

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cumlocked

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

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No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

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Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

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cumlocks

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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