cumcloth

a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.

"Pass me the cumcloth babe so i can wipe my face"

by Johnny Boy Bridges July 6, 2007

cumsloth

An insult; usually applied to a slut, or a homosexual man. Meaning one who only moves to recieve cum.

Oh man, Phil's mom is such a cumsloth

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

cum cloth

A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.

"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."

"Oh, Larry."

Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!

You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.

by Aww Snap! March 4, 2010

Cumclothism

Anything that Amy Cumcloth says, ever, has now become known as a Cumclothism.

Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!

Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.

by copper-boom December 7, 2011

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

cumclot

The act of cumming without the cum.

When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.

BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!

Slap

by Little Missy Licky December 25, 2007

cumclot

A clot comprised of manky ejaculate.

Can also be used as an insult.

Neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a cumclot.

Or,

Neil is such a cumclot

by Nick-B September 26, 2007