cumcloth
a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.
cumcloth by Johnny Boy Bridges July 6, 2007
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cumsloth
An insult; usually applied to a slut, or a homosexual man. Meaning one who only moves to recieve cum.
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cum cloth
A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
Cumclothism
Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!
Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.
Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.
Cumclothism by copper-boom December 7, 2011
cumclot
The act of cumming without the cum.
When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.
When one's cum is clogged in the shaft of the penis causing a very painful ejaculation in dribbles.
BRIANS MOM: I ask you to cum over my face!
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!
Slap
BRIAN: Sorry Mom I had a cumclot!
BRIANS MOM: You useless son of a bitch!
Slap
cumclot by Little Missy Licky December 25, 2007
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