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A game that originated in Pottstown, PA in which several couples stand around a giant cookie. Every couple stands side-by-side facing the center of the cookie and then the men whip their dicks out. When the start of the game is called the women immediately start giving their man a handjob. The girlfriend of the last man to bust a load onto the cookie is responsible for eating the whole cookie, with topping.
"Yo man, how 'bout that sweet game of Splooey last night! I can't believe that bitch ate the whole fuckin thing!"
Splooey by john_raw September 23, 2011
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Splooey Mayo 

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.
"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."
Splooey Mayo by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008
1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.
1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!
splodey by tofubot May 31, 2006
pretzels and frosting, bbg girls tend to eat this at meetings all over the world for some odd reason
When I went to my first meeting after being an MIT, I was forced to eat spooey, which wasn't as gross as I thought!
spooey by Yandoryn September 25, 2005

Spooey Bag 

Your woman's play hole can be defined as a "Spooey Bag". The place you make a deposit when you did everything right for the last week and did not piss her off.

The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.
Example1:
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."

Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?
Spooey Bag by KEmerick November 30, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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