I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Julian was ejaculating last night when suddenly he forgot to take off the ejaculation from the tip of his penis but CumClogger™ came and saved the day and removed the ejaculation from his penis to prevent it from getting dry.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)