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cumcloth 

a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.
"Pass me the cumcloth babe so i can wipe my face"
Related Words
Female genitalia. vagina, cunt, whisker biscuit, pussy, bearded clam, cooze.
I went splooey in her cumslot.
cumslot by mr_tom September 7, 2007

honey cumslot

A pussy that tastes so bad that you have to put honey on it to withstand it.
Last night i was with a total honey cumslot
honey cumslot by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

Cumclothism 

Anything that Amy Cumcloth says, ever, has now become known as a Cumclothism.
Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!

Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.
Cumclothism by copper-boom December 7, 2011

cum sloth 

a cum sloth is one who moves only for the sake of consuming cum. he/she loves cum in their mouths 24/7
guy1: dude she wouldn't leave her dorm until i told her i wanted head, then she came over and sucked my cock for an hour.
guy2: wow, what a cum sloth!!!
cum sloth by xturtlex May 9, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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