mahoneyplex

Pronounced "Maarr'knee plex", it is a number so silly that it cannot be counted.

- How many pieces of cake could you eat?
Probably a mahoneyplex

- How long would it take for you to run from this point, around that post and back again?
A mahoneyplex

by Nick-B February 04, 2008

Proints

Proints, said in a heavily 'Kim Jong-Il'-ish accent, are points which contribute to becoming "Camp Idiot" and being forced to wear the coveted Idiot Robe.

Yelling "PROINTS" whenever someone does something mildly stupid adds to their tally.

(Can also be used for any kind of situation - i.e. Match Idiot in a football game)

Steve gets up in the middle of the night and finds his way into the cupboard, not the toilet, and urinates on Nicks clothes ... PROINTS!

"That Steve is such a clownshoe he gets automatic PROINTS"

"Oh, harro ... you got PROINTS!"

by Nick-B September 28, 2007

cumclot

A clot comprised of manky ejaculate.

Can also be used as an insult.

Neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a cumclot.

Or,

Neil is such a cumclot

by Nick-B September 13, 2007

cockgust

Cockgust (cock-gust). Penile expulsion of gas.
-verb.
After having too much sex (is that possible?), all that comes out is a gust of air.

-noun
Describing someone as a cockgust implies they're either an idiot or impotent or both.

(Origin: While bored, changed 'August' to 'Cockgust' on a calendar.)

After banging away successfully all weekend, the final intention was to dot her eyes, but all that came out was a cockgust.

by Nick-B August 20, 2007