Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.
Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021
Get the Cumclopsmug.