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Cruke
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cruke sex
The art of forcefully inserting one's penis into someone who happens to be crying and puking simultaneously.
Cruke-a-dukis
Cruke-a-dukis by Gregory May 20, 2004
Las Cruces High School
Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…
Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!
Las Cruces High School by RiskyLol December 14, 2022
Crudest row
The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026