cruke

v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously
Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
by jvr December 18, 2005
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Jolandie

She's as beautiful as a violet flower. She is crazy with a big heart. Sensitive but also loves to live fast , fuck hard and party till the break of dawn. She truely believes in YOLO.
jole yoli jolanda Jolandie
by Jvr August 31, 2016
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