croxton
One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition
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croxton
A frequent misspelling of the words crotch stain, pertaining to penile or clitoral smegma staining of under garments brought about by lascivious and lude thought or behaviour.
croxton by dandylonggibbon January 29, 2004
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croutons
When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
Croutoning
Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.
People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.
Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.
People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.
Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.
Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."
or
"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."
or
"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."
Croutoning by ondi December 8, 2021
Music Crouton
A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.
Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
Music Crouton by will bitten May 2, 2018
crofton middle school
crofton middle school is home of popular white girls who rotate boyfriends and let their boyfriends say the n- word, and the boys only date white blondes or brunettes that can dye their hair blonde. you’ll also find the most racist kids ever born, and if you’re planning on going there, good luck if your not a white blonde!
crofton middle school by idontcarelol January 29, 2021
Rectal Crouton
Rectal Crouton by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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