crouton

The drummer of the band Family Force 5

Man, Crouton's one awesome drummer.

by MooMonster June 28, 2007

crouton

a thing to call people if they are being stupid

Billy is an incompetent crouton.

by DoYouKnowDeWey? January 13, 2018

crouton

A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

by IJustAteAllYoCroutons! May 12, 2004

crouton

Racist word for a French person.

quiet you fucking crouton!

by M1gueL88 September 2, 2006

crouton

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

by god_isnt_real April 3, 2017

crouton

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons October 1, 2005

crouton

a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined

I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.

by Leysie January 10, 2008