crouton

by MooMonster June 06, 2007

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a thing to call people if they are being stupid

by DoYouKnowDeWey? January 13, 2018

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A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.

Who says croutons aren't a meal?

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by M1gueL88 September 02, 2006

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When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

by god_isnt_real April 04, 2017

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good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons September 30, 2005

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A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.

Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.

by AYB May 09, 2003

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