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Croutoning 

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.
Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."
Croutoning by ondi December 8, 2021
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extreme couponing

Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).
I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.

Crooning 

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.
Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.
Crooning by Stickythings August 4, 2016

Couponing 

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass
Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"
Couponing by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.
fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store
extreme couponing by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

Crooning 

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning
Crooning by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Croutonisation 

The act of turning an inanimate object into a Crouton.
Through the powers of Croutonisation the 'Novakster' has turned this PC Peripheral into a Crouton!