croptop 

Another term for gun or weaponry capable of "cropping" out the top half of an individual's body.

Stfu before I hit you with my croptop!

croptop by swaggybits March 15, 2022

croptop duster 

When you dirty stank ahh tittes

Yo bihh got dem croptop dusters

croptop duster by Daddyuchiha420 January 2, 2023

cryptopsy 

A technical death metal band from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.

Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.

Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.

Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?

I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.

cryptopsy by Tipskin March 31, 2007

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

craptopping 

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

craptopping by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

cryptopsy 

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

cryptopsy by jon October 23, 2003

craptop

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.

I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!

craptop by dustin fields December 7, 2006