forgeticus

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex

Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!

by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

lemme find out

a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone

Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.

by deadheadrik August 24, 2009

snooch

a replacement for whatever the speaker would have said, but instead replaced with 'snooch'

I want to snooch you.

by deadheadrik August 16, 2009

jazzhead

a person who is very much into jazz music and the jazz scene

Joe just lectured me on buying John Coltrane's greatest hits, maintaining that his to really take in his music, I must embrace his entire discography. Boy is he a cocky fucking jazzhead.

by deadheadrik December 27, 2009

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom

Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.

by deadheadrik December 29, 2009

fatty-boom-batty blunt

a large, high quality marijuana cigarette that may cause hallucinations

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

by deadheadrik August 17, 2009