Definitions by deadheadrik

bathroom encounter 

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom

Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.

bathroom encounter by deadheadrik December 28, 2009

jazzhead 

a person who is very much into jazz music and the jazz scene

Joe just lectured me on buying John Coltrane's greatest hits, maintaining that his to really take in his music, I must embrace his entire discography. Boy is he a cocky fucking jazzhead.

jazzhead by deadheadrik December 27, 2009

craptopping 

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

craptopping by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

lemme find out 

a request to figure out what it would be like to have sex with someone

Yo, if you're gonna jump, let me get a crack at that pussy first! Lemme find out.

lemme find out by deadheadrik August 24, 2009

fatty-boom-batty blunt

a large, high quality marijuana cigarette that may cause hallucinations

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

fatty-boom-batty blunt by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

forgeticus 

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex

Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!

forgeticus by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

snooch 

a replacement for whatever the speaker would have said, but instead replaced with 'snooch'

I want to snooch you.

snooch by deadheadrik August 16, 2009