jon's definitions

unhinged

crazy, insane, psychotic, confused; a basketcase. not attached where it really counts, much like a door.

this bitch is obviously unhinged.

by jon January 10, 2005

jomictal

see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god

"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"

by Jon June 19, 2006

Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

by Jon January 19, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn

j00 = p0rn whore

by jon October 28, 2002

Finka

A caucasian mainly japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.

by Jon August 29, 2003

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003