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honger

Ok if you can get your hands on either a purse, bag or wallet, you can identify a honger

One dead givaway of 'hongerism' is that they have several bubble tea cards that say "buy 7 get one free!". Quite often, these places have really bad names, like 'numba one cafe' 'little elephant cafe' etc.

Also, their recepts, if they have lots of receipts from Richmond, from places like Yohann, Aberdeen and Daizo, this may signify a honger.

The pics they carry often signify hongerism. If they have pics in their expensive $2000 cell phones that aren't available in Canada, they are honger. If not, then they might not be as bad.

If they pics contain ppl in gay poses, such as the peace signs etc, they may be honger. If they have really slutty girls in them wif blond streaks in their hair, and no name brand clothes or fake clothes, then they are honger.
whoa! ur sucha HONGER!
by jon November 26, 2006
mugGet the hongermug.

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
by Jon February 7, 2003
mugGet the wreckedmug.

Finka

A caucasian mainly japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.
by Jon August 29, 2003
mugGet the Finkamug.

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround
jewie has a long penis
by Jon April 6, 2004
mugGet the jewiemug.

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.
After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.
by Jon January 19, 2004
mugGet the beer pongmug.

jomictal

see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god
"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"
by Jon June 19, 2006
mugGet the jomictalmug.

stylin

The act of possessing illicit substances
man, you styling?

Yeuh i got a half ounce
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the stylinmug.

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