jon's definitions

stuff

A popular men's magazine featuring pornography.

Did you see that hot chick in Stuff?

by Jon June 5, 2003

GPC

Gangsta Pimpin' Collision. Tearin' up the mean streets of Kirkland, Washington

GPC for life, nigga'!

by Jon April 20, 2005

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

axx

access

Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box.

"Do you have axx on that b0x?"

by jon January 1, 2004

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

by jon April 2, 2005

douma

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

by Jon March 27, 2004