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Stian

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.

Stian is the best.

by Jon May 15, 2004

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

pakookoo

Slang term for Nigger.
Slang term for Black.

There are mostly pakookoos in the NBA.
She's got pakookoo lips.
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, and Dave Chappelle are my favorite pakookoo comedians.

by Jon May 10, 2004

sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.

That sweats.

by Jon December 26, 2003

flippin' lousy

The Beatles, according to Pete Townshend, circa 1966.

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."

by Jon June 30, 2005

The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

by Jon January 1, 2004

Seattle

A city in Washington State.

What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.

Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.

by Jon March 14, 2005