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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
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asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"
by Jon March 13, 2005
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1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.
"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"
by Jon July 23, 2006
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puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake
My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!
by Jon June 3, 2004
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Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
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splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
by jon November 27, 2004
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