402 definitions by jon

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.
I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've
by jon November 5, 2003
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it's not terrorism when we do it either.
by jon April 2, 2005
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Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.
"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"
by jon January 20, 2005
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Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by jon January 18, 2005
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The only band that could bring you both Tomorrow Never Knows and Octopus's Garden, Helter Skelter and Please Please Me, Day Tripper and I Want to Hold Your Hand.

You can rock out to Paperback Writer and sing along with Yellow Submarine.

You don't have to like The Beatles, but if you think they're not a good group, then you must have issues.
Please please me like I please you.

He's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Turn off your mind, relax, and float down stream.

I'm back in the USSR!

Come together, right now, over me.

And in the end, the love you make, is equal to the love you make.
by jon March 18, 2005
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The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.
Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.
by jon January 2, 2004
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