jon's definitions

fauxtest

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.

A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.

by Jon November 26, 2004

gold digger

some one who has been caaught picking there nose

hey look that guys digging for gold

by jon May 13, 2005

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."

If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!

by Jon March 17, 2005

good night beer

sometimes just referred to as "good night" to signify the use of any alcoholic substance as a "sleeping pill".

He stays awake if he doesn't drink his good night (beer).

by Jon July 4, 2004

sickhead

comes from the south west of London around the Wimbledon area... meaning a person is crazy or sick in the head to do such and obscene thing

-"allow jumping over that barbed wire fence, you sickhead" ... cops are comming

by Jon July 7, 2004

ford

Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.

The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.

by Jon May 22, 2003

pwnerer

A person who pwns people at something.
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"

"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"

He/She is The Pwnerer of n00bs around the world.

by Jon April 25, 2005