jon's definitions

mak

Short for a Macedonian person. See Macedonia here for a description of the country.

I'm a Mak from Macedonia.

by Jon February 7, 2005

yurk

Yurk: describing the feeling of cuming. it can also be the actual jiz itself

Usually when I eff her, I am like Yurk, but last night was soo good, I was like Yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk.

by Jon June 29, 2004

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

heh

Coversational putty, used mainly on IRC to smoothen the flow of chat. Can be used to acknowledge another person's speech, while not actually responding to it. Can also be used as an equivalent of throat-clearing, indicating that you have something to say which will follow afterward.

<Jimbo> so I just said forget it and went home
<Ace> heh
<harley> heh

<llama> heh
<llama> you guys won't believe what just happened

by Jon November 26, 2003

meileen

A rich chinese brat. Usually very selfish, no common sense or common decency.

"Why'd you break up? "

"Dude, she was such a Meileen."

by Jon October 11, 2003

cheeses of nazareth

The pathetic excuse for humor, the annoyance of one's own opinion to state utterance of what he cannot comprehend.

Cheeses of Nazareth are Cheeto's made in Nazareth, plus it is known as sarcasum of what religion has portrayed as a negitive effect upon society for many, many years.

This however does not excuse the first definition on this page. The guy who wrote that is just an ignorant bastard.

"Cheeses of Nazareth taste better then american cheeto's." "Yeah, they do, and that reminds me of the BS religion has done to our country, world. Someone should do something about the misinformation of societies common knowledge."

by Jon January 8, 2004

meow-meow

is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever

the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.

by jon December 12, 2003