a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography
man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan
by idakothetricky March 1, 2013
An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.
I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!
by dustin fields December 7, 2006
A laptop that is pure crap and can't run any software without crashing.
I gots a craptop, so it can't run much. Yee
by Apple PowerBook February 4, 2017
a sad exuse for a laptop
person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop
by beasties31 November 25, 2009
n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"
Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.
by Legos August 17, 2007
Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.
I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!
by Cheerio February 24, 2003