croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Criffing

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

by criffmaster May 22, 2013

Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

Craffing

Ussually a result of being an extremely awkward person, this is the combination of half crying, half laughing. This occurs when such an awkward person cannot decide between the proper reation to a situation.

What's that guy saying to Jenna?
I don't know but she's totally craffing.

by Kayla246 August 25, 2008

Lara Crofting

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.

My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.

by The Wickers March 24, 2020

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019

Craffing

When someone tries to cover up their tears by laughing at a joke they actually think is funny. Until you think of something depressing, and they end up laughing and crying at the same time.

Person 2: What happened to Person 1?! They're crying!
Person 3: Don't worry. They're Craffing.

by bearlee-123 April 21, 2022