I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.
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by IAmTheOcean July 07, 2010

Choked on Food. Used as a short form for texting or chatting. It means that the other person said something funny or outrageous while you were eating.
G: "The new girl is wearing a hat that looks like a va-jay-jay."
H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!
G: "Thx"
H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!
G: "Thx"
by People'sPoet May 21, 2011
