The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.
Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?
Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!
When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west [yorkshire, Braford).
" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).