Choffing

The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.

Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!

by LewinsB April 24, 2011

Choffing

1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously

1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!

by marsisafag March 9, 2010

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

cheffing

Logic. An urban synonym for shank, used to make a funnier term of how you stabbed or "cheffed" the person.

John: "Yo MJ, remember when we were cheffing up that nigga in Metropolis?"
Magic Johnson: "We cooked him bruh, it was funny. "

by Raymond X July 2, 2017

croffing

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Chuffing

A popular term used South Yorkshire term, a less crude term use in place of fuck

chuff/fuck, and chuffin/fuckin

Most common: Chuffin' hell!

That chuffin idiot!

What the bloody chuff!

by Sod off, ye chuffin git! April 11, 2005

chuffing nora

When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west yorkshire, Braford).

" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".

by kazzy27 November 11, 2007