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Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.
My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.
Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013
Related Words

croffing 

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.
"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "
croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Craffing 

Ussually a result of being an extremely awkward person, this is the combination of half crying, half laughing. This occurs when such an awkward person cannot decide between the proper reation to a situation.
What's that guy saying to Jenna?
I don't know but she's totally craffing.
Craffing by Kayla246 August 25, 2008

Craffing 

When someone tries to cover up their tears by laughing at a joke they actually think is funny. Until you think of something depressing, and they end up laughing and crying at the same time.
Person 2: What happened to Person 1?! They're crying!
Person 3: Don't worry. They're Craffing.
Craffing by bearlee-123 April 21, 2022

Craffing 

She was craffing so hard the other night! We were fighting but then I told a joke to diffuse the tension.
I was totally cryfing my friend the other day. He broke my nose
cryfing by MY WUBBISZZZZZ November 23, 2017