Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

Crofting

To play Tomb Raider.
To croft.

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.

by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009

Crofting

Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.

I went to empty the bins and there was a couple of gay lads crofting round the side.

by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014

Lara Crofting

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.

My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.

by The Wickers March 24, 2020

Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Crafting table

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny

Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020

crafting

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?

by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016