Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013

Cliffing 

A mixture of shade and tea

Oh my god! They were totally cliffing us.

Cliffing by Ligma123 December 22, 2018

croffing 

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017

Cliffing 

To talk/sing to one's self

He had a lonely time at lunch today. Yeah, he was just cliffing...

Cliffing by Nerderific September 13, 2012

crifting 

Next level Motivation, this is how we train!!

lucas is crifting today

crifting by D.H.S July 21, 2011

Crifting 

To pump and get ripped at the gym!!!!!

Hey, I'm crifting hard today

Crifting by Ginganinja22 April 30, 2011

Craffing 

Ussually a result of being an extremely awkward person, this is the combination of half crying, half laughing. This occurs when such an awkward person cannot decide between the proper reation to a situation.

What's that guy saying to Jenna?
I don't know but she's totally craffing.

Craffing by Kayla246 August 25, 2008