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CEOffing 

Verb.
The offing of one or multiple CEOs
"The UnitedHealthcare guy got CEOffed"
"OceanGate was a CEOffing"
CEOffing by Max__035 December 6, 2024
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croffing 

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.
"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "
croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017
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The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.
Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!
Choffing by LewinsB April 24, 2011
1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously
1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!
Choffing by marsisafag March 9, 2010
having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee
I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.
coffing by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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