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croffing 

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.
"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "
croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017
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The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.
Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!
Choffing by LewinsB April 24, 2011
1. To take the piss, tease or make a joke

2. To flirt outrageously
1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!

2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!
Choffing by marsisafag March 9, 2010
having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee
I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.
coffing by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026