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crittercism

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.
Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
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CritterVision

A dining oasis located in the Lowcountry of South Carolina for the many woodland critters, local wildlife and birds to visit and feast on a variety of foods, while we get to watch them!
CritterVision is like television that has only one channel and that channel features many of the woodland critters and birds that visit Chris and Jane's backyard!
by CritterVision May 4, 2020
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critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.
Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007
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Crittercide

When a squirrel or other small creature runs directly under your car from the side of the road in such a way as to give the impression that it is trying to kill itself.
"Damn, little guy just ran right for me. Crittercide!
by Special K 108 August 16, 2011
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Crittercize

The act of criticizing someone when you yourself cannot perform such a task. Usually comes from the mouth of a poser.
"Hey dude don't crittercize the turn on my last wave, you can't even turn."
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by Droseff420 September 28, 2012
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crittercam

A camera that is used to observe animals, insects, etc in natural habitats or elsewhere.
For the purpose of watching critters live.
I checked out Animal planet's website to watch the merecats on their crittercam.
by silver bee February 24, 2009
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clitterismic

SYNONYMS: super, fantastic, awesome, great, incredible, excellent, amazing
"Oh my God! The hand job Sally gave me was clitterismic!"
by Trevor McCabe July 5, 2008
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