crittercam
A camera that is used to observe animals, insects, etc in natural habitats or elsewhere.
For the purpose of watching critters live.
For the purpose of watching critters live.
crittercam by silver bee February 24, 2009
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Critterication
Communicating with critters, particularly pets, as if they are small children.
This voice is usually higher pitched and contains a great deal of gibberish.
This voice is usually higher pitched and contains a great deal of gibberish.
"Come here Tiger! Mommy is going to work now!! Oooohh Mommy's going to miss her 'yiddle' boy! Yes she is!!"
"Wow Lucy is getting crazy with that critterication! Does she think the dog likes it??"
"Wow Lucy is getting crazy with that critterication! Does she think the dog likes it??"
Critterication by Rax1134 October 25, 2009
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Crittercide
When a squirrel or other small creature runs directly under your car from the side of the road in such a way as to give the impression that it is trying to kill itself.
Crittercide by Special K 108 August 16, 2011
critterface
Critterface: (KRIT-TER-PHACE) –noun/verb - it is the act of throwing your self dignity to the wind, loosening the muscles in your face, then vigorously shaking your head back and forth while someone takes a picture of you. This leaves on film a beautiful side of yourself that you never knew existed (Disclaimer: beautiful = awkward and ugly as sin)
The Critterface process can be explained in 3 easy steps:
1.) Relax your face, you’re going to want it loose (and I’m talking Lisa Lampanelli loose, ya dig?). Also, ladies (and males with freaky hippie long hair) you’re going to want to secure your hair so as not to obstruct your face. I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED TO BE AS BELLS PALSY/STROKE VICTIM-LIKE AS POSSIBLE
2.) Now that you’re loose, let’s shake things up. It sounds simple, but there’s a technique to it. You don’t want to shake your head like you’re in a stern disagreement with someone. That’s not good enough to produce the desired Critterface. YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU’RE MICHAEL J. FOX DURING A RICHTER 7 EARTHQUAKE.
3.) The last step is simple. Easily enough, you get someone to snap a photo of you while you’re mid fit. THE END RESULT IS A CRITTERFACE AND THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR FOLKS.
HAVE A BREW OR TEN AND SEND IN YOUR BEST CRITTERFACES and Captions/Comments to me! Comments could be something like “E’rrbody do da stroke!” or “Invisible bitch slap!”. Be clever, be creative, and may the Critter be with you all! mycritterface@gmail.com
The Critterface process can be explained in 3 easy steps:
1.) Relax your face, you’re going to want it loose (and I’m talking Lisa Lampanelli loose, ya dig?). Also, ladies (and males with freaky hippie long hair) you’re going to want to secure your hair so as not to obstruct your face. I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED TO BE AS BELLS PALSY/STROKE VICTIM-LIKE AS POSSIBLE
2.) Now that you’re loose, let’s shake things up. It sounds simple, but there’s a technique to it. You don’t want to shake your head like you’re in a stern disagreement with someone. That’s not good enough to produce the desired Critterface. YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU’RE MICHAEL J. FOX DURING A RICHTER 7 EARTHQUAKE.
3.) The last step is simple. Easily enough, you get someone to snap a photo of you while you’re mid fit. THE END RESULT IS A CRITTERFACE AND THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR FOLKS.
HAVE A BREW OR TEN AND SEND IN YOUR BEST CRITTERFACES and Captions/Comments to me! Comments could be something like “E’rrbody do da stroke!” or “Invisible bitch slap!”. Be clever, be creative, and may the Critter be with you all! mycritterface@gmail.com
Dude, Lex's critterface looked like an invisible bitch slapped him!
(photo thath will make complete sense to the example)
(photo thath will make complete sense to the example)
critterface by lsucodebook March 12, 2011
Crittercize
The act of criticizing someone when you yourself cannot perform such a task. Usually comes from the mouth of a poser.
"Hey dude don't crittercize the turn on my last wave, you can't even turn."
criticize
hate-on
poser
review
carp
criticize
hate-on
poser
review
carp
Crittercize by Droseff420 September 28, 2012
crittercrusty
crittercrusty by Wirthman86 March 9, 2018
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