Crittercide 

When a squirrel or other small creature runs directly under your car from the side of the road in such a way as to give the impression that it is trying to kill itself.

"Damn, little guy just ran right for me. Crittercide!

Crittercide by Special K 108 August 16, 2011

Clitteraide 

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.

Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

Clitteraide by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011

Crittercize

The act of criticizing someone when you yourself cannot perform such a task. Usually comes from the mouth of a poser.

"Hey dude don't crittercize the turn on my last wave, you can't even turn."
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Crittercize by Droseff420 September 28, 2012

crittercism 

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.

Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.

crittercism by QuacksO May 25, 2022