crapto

Crapto is the name given to cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" that enable government agencies to access the encrypted information when they need to. A person involved in the development of crapto is called a craptographer.

Don't use that messenger app bro, it uses crapto.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

Crapto Bismol

A word used to describe crappy products

These stupid batteries are crapto bismol

by PetabyteStudios March 30, 2019

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

by HarryBolz November 4, 2014

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

crapocalipse

The shit that ends all shits, a crap so mean that can start the end of the days. The kind of crap that breaks one of the biblical seals letting hell loose on Earth.

Man 1: "Yesterday I went in a McDonalds bathroom and it looked like somebody took a crapocalipse"
Man 2: "What do you mean?"
Man 1: "It looked like a nuclear shit attack, it was even on the ceiling"

by Il Dani March 1, 2014