Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.

Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021

chiptonite

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!

Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Cranstonite

The term used to define a hardcore member of the fan base of actor Bryan Cranston, known for his roles as Walter White on "Breaking Bad" and Hal on "Malcolm in the Middle." This term is awarded to those fans who fully realize and appreciate the plethora of talent on display any time Bryan Cranston makes an appearance in an entertainment medium.

Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."

Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."

Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."

by Dev24 July 20, 2011