most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.
Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
by Jadykinzzz October 23, 2007
visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.
hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.
by Krkič January 23, 2020
by Katieeeeeeeeez September 01, 2007
Jamaican slang for gang rape or gang bang.Does not refer to ass or buttocks.
See batty for ass/buttocks.
See batty for ass/buttocks.
by Jamaican - S.W. October 08, 2003
Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.
Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!
by Frank March 08, 2004
by SiliCookie November 09, 2019
When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
by Charizards November 01, 2011