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Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.
craptor by Crash August 26, 2004
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Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history.
DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor
craptor by Ivana_bg August 15, 2007
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A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.
Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!
Craptor by jaster11111 June 13, 2010
A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.
The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.
Craptor by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.
I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions
craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012
A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.
Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.
Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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