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capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Carologist 

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.
I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.
Carologist by Gander67 October 5, 2011

Trapologist

noun: trapologist; plural noun: trapologists

An expert in or student of the branch of business concerning selling that pack.

An individual with a doctorate in the study of trapology.
Jaquaveon was going to Harvard in order to become a trapologist.

Cheif Keef is a world-renowned trapologist known for his masterful knowledge of trapology.
Trapologist by RetardedBushing September 9, 2022

Carologist 

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.
Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.
Carologist by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

creepologist 

Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.
Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.
creepologist by abzilla June 17, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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