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Craptown 

Term used to describe something displeasing or otherwise horrible. Imagine, if you will, a town, named "Crap Town" and what sort of things you would find in said town. "Craptown" should only be used to describe inanimate objects; it is considered very degrading to describe a person as craptown.
There is no way I am letting that craptown X-box into my house!
Craptown by Mason January 14, 2005
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craptown: population one 

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.
boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

craptown usa 

A city/town in America that you think is really crap or where you live in America that you think is crap.
I live in San Andreas which I think is Craptown Usa.
craptown usa by XxcRaPToWNxx July 7, 2016

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.
crapton by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.
Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"
Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009
How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
Crapton by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010
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