craptosis
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
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Craptusi
Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006
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craptosis • Cryptosis • Cramtosis • Crapmosis • Craptonite • Claptonism • cryptomiserate • cryptomiseration • Cryptonise • Cryptovision
Craptonite
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
Claptonism
Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
Cryptonise
Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
Cryptonise by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021
craplosion
craplosion by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005
Craptonite
Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009