Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
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Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...
Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.
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Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.
Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga
by Koning Erik August 2, 2010
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Someone who has achieved great success in business, athletics, and personal relationships and has been a great inspiration to many people. Someone who advises their admirers by saying that success is a state of mind and that there are no limits to success. Someone who seems like a bold risk-taker but doesn't do anything because doing things gets you fired. Someone who has dared to go past the possible all of their life, even further than the impossible, to the place where the possible and impossible meet to become the possimpible. Someone who goes even further than the possimpible to achieve the impossimpible. Someone who tells everyone that everything and nothing is possimpible. Someone who has both creativity and vision, visativity.
A guy who is awesome does not sing songs about themselves becuase that would be really lame. Someone who has many admirers, one of whom sings a song about them as they all think that he is awesome.

Someone who is awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome. Awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awe, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.............
OMG, that really awesome guy has a playbook. He must be a Barney Stinson.
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The inventor of bro code and The Playbook.
The epitome of awesomeness.
Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it - Barney Stinson
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Barney Stinson: Suit up! It’s gonna be legen...wait for it...dary!
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