crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

craphouse

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Craptus

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009