Craptusi 

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Craptus 

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

Craptus by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009

craptus 

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

craptus by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004