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Craptus
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A sharp painful turd
relative
to a cactii,
usually
caused by excess of
peanuts
in your diet.
I can't
eat payday's
anymore
or I'll
shitting
craptus for a week
by
Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III
December 6, 2009
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craptus
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The Roman
God
of
Shit
You
will
all
bow
doen
before CRAPTUS
by
Jamie Sommers
July 28, 2004
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