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A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.
I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week
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You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS
craptus by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

Craptusi 

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.
Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!
Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.
OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair
Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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