Craptus 

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

Craptus by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009

craptus 

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

craptus by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

Westbull Craptist Church by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Craptusi 

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

Craptusi by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

craptasking 

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

craptasking by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.

OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair

Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020