craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craptus

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 06, 2009