Craptus

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

craptasking

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

by saberthrow January 4, 2011

Craptastacle

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.

OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair

by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020