As per the John Waters film A Dirty Shame, a PAYDAY is an unflushed turd.

When something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.

When all of the Ghettos Ho's show up with 4-6 Nigglettes at the Niggas temp job to put them on a guilt trip and try to score some money.

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.

Something that only seems to bring dissapointment...

The worst candy bar ever invented. Consists of a piece of caramel or something covered in nuts. Tastes like shit.