crapitos
Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.
crapitos by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004
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crapitos • crapintosh • Capitostatism • Crapitol • Crapitola • crapitolism • Crapitol One • Crapitot • crapitous • crapntoss
Crapitol One
Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Crapitol One by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023
crapintosh
crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
crapintosh
The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006
crapintosh
crapintosh by Anonymous June 6, 2003
crapintosh
A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.
"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"
crapintosh by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004
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